How I imagine the State of the Union is written

Barack Obama:
We should use the milk line.
Jon Favreau:
No, we should not. It's a terrible pun and everyone will make fun of me.
Barack Obama:
But it worked for Bartlet.
Jon Favreau:
You do know The West Wing is fictional, right?
Barack Obama:
So it's settled. We're using the milk line.
Jon Favreau:
...
Joe Biden:
DON'T FORGET TRAINS.