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Adrianne:
So what are you looking for in a women?

Me:
Smart, sporting, personality?

Adrianne:
Hmm

Me:
Oh, & adventurous

Adrianne:
Uh, there's like 5 people in the state for you, not 5%.

Adrianne:
What type of car do you drive?

Me:
efficient Bimmer

Adrianne:
drop the efficient

Me:
Well I've owned Bimmer, Audi's, ...

Adrianne:
That should sell it. Where do you like to travel?

Me:
Everywhere

Adrianne:
You've limited yourself & in many ways you're like my husband.

Me:
ugh.